Silly Jokes
Here are a selection of some very silly jokes we have heard at our parties!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see it’s flat mate.
How do bees tidy their hair?
With a Honeycomb
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To get to the rubber side.
Why did the man with only one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
What do you call a man with mud on his head?
Pete
What do you call a man with a spade?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade?
Douglas
What do you call a man with a raincoat on?
Mac
What do you call a man with 2 raincoats on?
Max
What do you call a man with lots and lots of raincoats on?
Maxamillion
